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Hey hey everyone.

Nothing much to say today. Got a shiteload of magazine addresses and will be sending out resumes & application letters tomorrow.

However: let's have a joke or two just to cheer us up. These are courtesy of my good mate Terry (heeeey Terrry!!) who regaled me with 'em while we were sweltering over bowls of hot soup at the local coffeeshop.

Joke #1: one of those witty 'Confucius says' oneliners. Here we go - "Confucius says...believe in rabbit's foot if you must - but remember: it didn't work for the rabbit."

*bah-dah-boom-tsssh!*

Joke #2: Adam and Mark were in a safari park when they unfortunately came face-to-face with a tiger. Terrified, they both took off running with the tiger in hot pursuit - and in desperation, Adam threw off his backpack. "How is that going to help?!" Mark shrieked at him. Adam replied, "It'll help me run faster!" "But faster than the tiger?" Mark cried incredulously. And Adam replied, "No - but I only need to be faster than you!"

*bah-dah-boom-tsssh!*

Ahahahaahaha! HAHAHAAHHAAHA!!!

Oh please yourselves. Check out the radio station where Terry works by clicking here.

Buhbye.