Day Five: Madness Bursts Forth In a Maddening Flood

ARRRGH! Somebody get me out of here! The noise! The traffic! The heat! The humidity! The rain! The flooding roads due to bad drainage! The constant yelling of rude fucking Malaysians! The assholes who speed round streetcorners and stop in the middle of the roads! The double and triple parking! The pollution! The stench! The frustrating attempts at conversation with people who don't speak the same language! The inane arguments and nonsensical exchanges between my family members! The constant bickering! The ridiculous overprotection! "Blow on your food, it's hot!" "Don't go out driving in the rain, it's dangerous!" "Don't eat after 11pm, unhealthy!" Don't do this! Don't do that! Do this! Do that! For heaven's sake! Why is this so difficult?! Stop doing my laundry! Stop bringing food to me and making me eat before it turns cold! Stop barging into my room without knocking! Stop forcing me to go to church when you go! Stop telling me not to buy a beer because it'll turn me into an alcoholic! Stop cleaning up my dirty dishes because I'm 'not doing it right'! ARRRRGH! Somebody get me out of here!

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