Random Sitcom Quote #8

Balki and Larry are stranded on the ledge of a building.

Balki (slowly and wearily): I think the guard has locked the window.
Larry (similarly): Balki, tell me the guard didn't lock the window.
Balki: Okay. The guard didn't lock the window.
Larry: Thank God. Let's go in.
Balki: Well we can't...because the guard has locked the window.
Larry: Then why did you tell me the guard didn't lock the window?!
Balki: Because you told me to tell you the guard didn't lock the window! But the guard has locked the window!
Larry: Well, tell you what - I'll go see if indeed the guard did lock the window!
(Larry checks the wndow)
Larry: Balki, the window is locked.
Balki (after a thought): Perhaps the guard locked it.

- Perfect Strangers, "The Break-In", Season III