Sick & Shitty...

Today we had to take poor little Chloe to the vet's because she isn't feeling well. The vet pokes, prods, listens, grunts, shrugs and says, "Upset tummy", and then proceeds to charge us $80 just because the little puppy has been eating dirt and grass from the garden and is now under da weather because of it. Ah well. I wonder what makes little dogs, like babies, want to put things in their mouths that they shouldn't. I once knew of a baby who actually ate his own poo. Sorry if that's gross. Hope you weren't eating while you read that. But it's a true story. Then the baby's mommy had to run out and shriek, "STOP IT, THAT'S NOT MEANT TO BE EATE---" but it was too late. Non-fiction. I swear.

Byebye.